• Here we go. Angela's travels to the 10th power!
  • Awesomeness! Jean made that phrase for me. Thanks. ☺

"We... are hopelessly lost. Thanks a lot!" Alex said, tired.

"Don't complain! We are almost there!" Vincent said, equally as tired.

"So? I made this trip interesting! You know it's true!" James said.

"It really isn't all that interesting. I liked seeing buildings and people, not trees and you!" Angela said.

"Oh, now that's just being mean..."

"Guys, shut the f up. I wanna get home in slience. Please," Alex said.

"Why? Did you spend too much on your date?" Vincent mocked.

"Vincent... stop. That's not funny anymore."

"Aww, you know it's still funny. It is..."

"I'll smack you. Stop."

"Your girl is right here. Don't be evil in front of her...!"

"One more time Vincent, and I'll blow your head off with my laser!" Alex shouted, pulling out his laser pistol.

"You and your little girl gun. Why don't you give that to poor, poor Angela? What kind of boyfriend are you?"

Alex was really mad now. "Stop or I WILL blow your head clean off!"

"Fine, fine. I'm sowwy."

"Good," Alex said, and put the laser gun away.

Vincent was silent for a few minutes.

"So, does anyone see the road yet?" James asked.

"Nope, All I see is trees, rocks, mud, more trees... how long have we been walking?" Alex asked.

"Like... two hours?" Angela replied.

"Ohh... I get it. Dante and his Jeans lied to us! I knew we shouldn't have trusted them!"

"So, what will we do?" Angela asked.

"How about we just keep walking and we can sing songs, too?" James suggested.

"We have all the time in the world, I mean, why not?" Angela said.

"But I wanna go hoooooommmeeee!" Alex complained.

"I'm going with the songs. Now think of one!"

"Um... how about this one:

He spoke of tortured souls
So outrageous the toll
You can lose all you have
He refused to give in to the town that takes all"

Angela Heard this song before, so she sang it with James.

"Survive, you must have the will
This movie doesn't end the way we want all the time
Then he shouts at the moon
She's gone, and fear has overcome
He was walking the mile, he was walking alone.

So outrageous the toll
You can lose all you have
He refused to give in to the town that takes all

Survive, you must have the will
This movie doesn't end the way we want all the time
Then he shouts at the moon
She's gone, and fear has overcome
He was walking the mile, he was walking alone.

Four and twenty dead-birds, they bleed upon the nest
There was no time for reason, they had no sign of a threat
Now it's too late, too late for me
This town will eventually take me
Too late, too late for me
This town will win"

Alex then thought they would most likely not get out soon, so he joined in their song.

"Through this fog they came along
Dark creatures singing a terrible song
The rest of the bar laughed at him
Only I felt my hope grow dim
They found him dead the very next day
"No more stories from him," I heard them say
We blamed bad luck for his fate

Only I felt terror so great

She and he will know
That someday all things will end
That misty night
That dismal moon
The dead search for their kin
While angels sing, in endless dark
The dead seek out sin.

Claudia and the Missionary were having fun playing Elefun. They were swinging their little nets everywhere to try to catch those annoying paper butterflies. They were flying all over, landing on the floor, on the Ouija board, and on Claudia's head. In every game, not every butterfly was caught. Most of the time Claudia won. The Missionary tore a hole in Claudia's net after the last time she won, making sure he would win the next time.

"Where's Walter?"

"Heh. 'Where's Walter'. Don't you mean 'Where's Waldo'?"

"Not funny. Seriously, where is he? Walter!!"


"Go fetch my dad from his cell. I think he's calmed down."

"Okey-dokey." Walter said, and he sped out of the room and went back to the makeshift cell.

"Okay, Missionary, let's keep playing."

"I'll get them."

"But you don't need to."

"Don't compete with my job!! I MUST get those Dante Haters!"

"But they're gone now."

"No, they're not. I led them to a secret warehouse where all those competitive girls met their fate... MWAHAHA!!"

"You are so evil. That's why I love you..."

"I love you too. Now, where is my sword?"

"Still stuck in your knee."

"Oh, no wonder it still hurts. NYAHH! Check. What's next?"

"Red cape-thingy."

Dante put on his cape-thingy and did a model's pose. "Oh, I look good in this. Check"


"Yep. In my pocket," Dante said, and patted his pocket. The gun fired and shot his foot. "OW!!"

"Are you okay?!" Jean asked.

"Yes, fine. What's next?"

"Kick-ass boots...?"

"Yep. I have them on! But one has a hole in it."

"Super awesome hair style...?"

Dante swished his hair and clicked his tounge. "Check."

"Um, that's everything on the list. Do you seriously want to go get those... 'haters'?"

"Duh! They injured my beautiful body..."

Jean looked at him, like if he were bragging about how hot he is or something.

"I am soo bragging about my awesome hairstyle. No one can get it! It's copyrighted!!"

"I know another awesome song!" Angela said.

"Which is...?" James asked.

"It goes like this...

Blue sky to forever,

The green grass blows in the wind, dancing..."

"It would be a much better sight,

With you, with me... I know that song!" James said.

"If you hadn't met me
I'd be fine on my own, baby
I never felt so lonely then you came along

So now what should I do?
I'm strung out, addicted to you
My body aches, now that you're gone
My supply fell through

You gladly gave me everything you had and more
You craved my happiness
When you made me feel joy it made you smile
But now I feel your stress

Love was never meant to be such a crazy affair, no
And who has time for tears?
I never thought I'd sit around and cry for your love,
'till now...

Oh, I feel your stress...

Oh, who has time for tears?
Oh, my baby...

Yeah yeah...
Yeah yeah yeah yeah...

Oh, I feel your stress..."

"Dante, you're taking this a bit too seriously, don't 'cha think?"


"Okay, if you say so..."

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