It's a wedding story for me and Walter. ^w^ My apprentice is awesome!!
It's Scarlet and Walter's wedding day! Uh...
Me: *Setting up the tables* Dante! Pass me the White napkins will ya? And for the love of god, put on your tuxedo!
Dante: *Helping Vergil set up the altar* Do I look like I can help you right now?
Me: Please? *Bats eyelashes*
Dante: *Dazed* Oh of course Jean ANYTHING for you!
Nero: *Setting out the food and mocking Dante* Of course
Isaac: *Decorating the altar with flowers* Hey Jean?
Me: Yeah?
Isaac: So when will we be setting up your altar?
Dante: I'm sure WE'LL be deciding that huh Jean?
Nero: *chuckles* Oh Dante, aren't you being a little modest? Jean and I will be making arrangements soon huh darling?
Me: uh huh *Completely distracted*
Henry: Last New Years, Jean said yes to my wedding proposal
Me: Henry, I didn't say yes and you were drunk outta your mind
Isaac: Like she'd say yes to you
Henry: You wouldn't know that!
Me: Shut up all of you and lets get dressed for the wedding!
Isaac: Yeah!
1 hour later----------
Me: *Wearing a purple dress* Dante are you ready?
Dante: *Wearing a black tuxedo* Hey, how do I look?
Me: *Epic Nosebleed*
Dante: Uh oh, here, don't get blood on your dress
Me: Thanks
Isaac, Vergil, Henry and Nero came down the stairs wearing tuxedoes.
Isaac: Walter is at the altar. Hey that rhymes
Me: Pass me the bouquet! I have to be right behind Scarlet
Scarlet: *Walking down the stairs looking dramatic*
Me: *Trying to be a bridesmaid*
Dante: *Whispering to Vergil* She's beautiful isn't she?
Vergil: Oh must certainly
After Walter and Scarlet say their vows
Scarlet: *Kisses Walter*
sometime later----------
Scarlet: *Throws the bouquet*
Me: *Catches the bouquet* WOOTNESS!
Isaac: Sweeet
Scarlet: *screams like a rockstar* THANK YOU AND LETS ROCK THIS JOINT!
Me & Alex: *Start throwing pop bombs*
Dante & Nero: *Throwing rice around*
Vergil: *throwing confetti*
Scarlet: Oh and look behind you Vergil!
Vergil: *Looks behind him and kisses Kelly*
Kelly: What the--- *feints*
Me: Oh that can't be good
Dante: *Kisses me*
Isaac: GODAMNIT!
Walter: I see a miserable future ahead of me
Scarlet: What was that honey bun?
Walter: *gags* Nothing
Me: WOOT! HAVE A SAFE HONEYMOON!
Walter: *Gulps* Honeymoon? NOOOO!!!!!
Me: They look happy don't they?
Dante: Sure do. So when is our wedding?
Henry: She is NOT gonna marry a demon
Vergil: Yeah thats right she's gonna marry ME!
Everyone starts squabbling
Me: Uh yeah and uh this day went well!
Isaac: so who would YOU marry if you had the chance?
Me: uh hmm.... I dunno
Everyone besides Isaac: ME!
Me: Oh dear god
Isaac: I see a miserable future ahead of you
Me: Keep your mouth shut and we'll all be happy
Isaac: SO who are you gonna marry?
Me: *whispers* Dante
Dante: YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!! *Picks me up bridal style and runs away*
Henry: DAMN YOU!
Isaac: Uh oh
Everyone chases after Dante
Me: NEMESIS!!!
Nemesis: MINE!
Dante: *Screams like a girl* WHAT THE FUCK?!
Nemesis: *Grabs me and starts running*
Me: DANTE HEELP!!!
Dante: Uh I can't
Me: WHY THE HELL NOT?!
Dante: Because I will dirty my tuxedo
Me: *facepalm*