You wanted it, you got it! Now feast your eyes on the beauty that is my new blog series!!! Based on my marriage to Walter Sullivan! Watch the torment unfold! I love you people!!
Walter: Honey? I made spaghetti!
Me: *is pregnant and grumpy* I'M NOT FUCKING HUNGRY!! *Throws it in his face*
Walter: T-T My... my spaghetti... It's good... ^w^
Me: *starts sobbing* I'M SO SORRY BABY!!!
Walter: Damn, I'm a great cook... I should have a tv show!!
Me: I'M SUCH A PIG!! I SHOULD JUST DIE!!
Walter: It could be called, "Walter's World"... or, "Edible Walter..." Nah... too cannibally...
Me: ARE YOU LISTENING?!
Walter: Or just "Walter". If I get my own talk show... Yeaaaah.... ^w^
Me: .... *punches him*