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'Tis risen again!! Explaining myself to you guys as to why this is so early is pointless and unnecessary. Blame Wavesteel for everything.


Jean: Wait... Why am I here again?

Dante: Why am I here?!

Me: Baby shower!!

Dante: *takes bite of unknown food product* EGH!!! *promptly spits it out* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Walter: Baby food.

Henry: Not too brainy, huh?

Me: Smart as a coconut with Down syndrome.

Walter: *pokes Scarlet's belly*

Me: *bites*

Vergil: *snicker*

Alex: *bites Vergil*

Pyramid Head: *falls over because his head is so heavy*

Wavesteel: BANG BANG!! IMMA COWBOY!! *runs away*

Me: WHO INVITED THE NON-SYMMETRICAL BEING AND THE EPIC BASTARD?!

Walter: Not me. Why are you so obsessed with symmetry?

Alex: She's got a bun in the oven. She's gonna be weird for a while.

Dante: Really? Sounds good! I'm hungry!

Alex: No... it means she's... Ugh... WHY am I explaining this to a moron?!

Me: Why do I even bother?

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