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'Tis risen again!! Explaining myself to you guys as to why this is so early is pointless and unnecessary. Blame Wavesteel for everything.
Jean: Wait... Why am I here again?
Dante: Why am I here?!
Me: Baby shower!!
Dante: *takes bite of unknown food product* EGH!!! *promptly spits it out* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Walter: Baby food.
Henry: Not too brainy, huh?
Me: Smart as a coconut with Down syndrome.
Walter: *pokes Scarlet's belly*
Alex: *bites Vergil*
Pyramid Head: *falls over because his head is so heavy*
Wavesteel: BANG BANG!! IMMA COWBOY!! *runs away*
Me: WHO INVITED THE NON-SYMMETRICAL BEING AND THE EPIC BASTARD?!
Walter: Not me. Why are you so obsessed with symmetry?
Alex: She's got a bun in the oven. She's gonna be weird for a while.
Dante: Really? Sounds good! I'm hungry!
Alex: No... it means she's... Ugh... WHY am I explaining this to a moron?!
Me: Why do I even bother?