'Tis risen again!! Explaining myself to you guys as to why this is so early is pointless and unnecessary. Blame Wavesteel for everything.
Jean: Wait... Why am I here again?
Dante: Why am I here?!
Me: Baby shower!!
Dante: *takes bite of unknown food product* EGH!!! *promptly spits it out* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Walter: Baby food.
Henry: Not too brainy, huh?
Me: Smart as a coconut with Down syndrome.
Walter: *pokes Scarlet's belly*
Alex: *bites Vergil*
Pyramid Head: *falls over because his head is so heavy*
Wavesteel: BANG BANG!! IMMA COWBOY!! *runs away*
Me: WHO INVITED THE NON-SYMMETRICAL BEING AND THE EPIC BASTARD?!
Walter: Not me. Why are you so obsessed with symmetry?
Alex: She's got a bun in the oven. She's gonna be wei…
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It's a wedding story for me and Walter. ^w^ My apprentice is awesome!!
It's Scarlet and Walter's wedding day! Uh...
Me: *Setting up the tables* Dante! Pass me the White napkins will ya? And for the love of god, put on your tuxedo!
Dante: *Helping Vergil set up the altar* Do I look like I can help you right now?
Me: Please? *Bats eyelashes*
Dante: *Dazed* Oh of course Jean ANYTHING for you!
Nero: *Setting out the food and mocking Dante* Of course
Isaac: *Decorating the altar with flowers* Hey Jean?
Isaac: So when will we be setting up your altar?
Dante: I'm sure WE'LL be deciding that huh Jean?
Nero: *chuckles* Oh Dante, aren't you being a little modest? Jean and I will be making arrangements soon huh darling?
Me: uh huh *Completely distracte…
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I just haven't been feeling too motivated, lately. Between all the internet and offline bullying I've been dealing with and the practicing for the championships in derby, I've been pretty damn busy. And upset.
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Stupid Tekken wiki....
You wanted it, you got it! Now feast your eyes on the beauty that is my new blog series!!! Based on my marriage to Walter Sullivan! Watch the torment unfold! I love you people!!
Walter: Honey? I made spaghetti!
Me: *is pregnant and grumpy* I'M NOT FUCKING HUNGRY!! *Throws it in his face*
Walter: T-T My... my spaghetti... It's good... ^w^
Me: *starts sobbing* I'M SO SORRY BABY!!!
Walter: Damn, I'm a great cook... I should have a tv show!!
Me: I'M SUCH A PIG!! I SHOULD JUST DIE!!
Walter: It could be called, "Walter's World"... or, "Edible Walter..." Nah... too cannibally...
Me: ARE YOU LISTENING?!
Walter: Or just "Walter". If I get my own talk show... Yeaaaah.... ^w^
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Walter: Help... dear GAWD help.....
Me: >3 Hey, you said yes.
Walter: I WAS DRUNK!!! D< YOU DRUGGED ME!!
Me: You have no proof. Now, gimme a footrub.
Me: *activates his shock collar*
Walter: GYAAAAH!!!! OKAY!! OKAY!! *rubs foot*
Walter: *thinks* When I get outta this damn thing, I swear...
Me: *purrs* Ooooohhhh.... yuuuush.... =3=Read more >