Jayden: I have made you spaghetti, sweetie! *shoves rice into my face*
Me: Hon'... That's not spaghetti.
Jayden: Oh... But... That was the first thing I ever cooked... I boiled water and everything...
Me: Oh, darling, everyone makes mistakes.
Jayden: I'll be back!
(Jayden comes back four hours later with a pair of pants)
Me: Oh, Pumpkin...
Jayden: I've failed you... :(
Me: No, no, Sweet!
Jayden: Ima try again! :D
Me: Good for you!
(Jayden comes back ten hours later with his gun on a plate full of lettuce and salad dressing)
Me: Now how does that even...
Jayden: Did... did I fail again? T-T
Me: Err... uhh... No! Looks delicious! *starts to eat gun* Mmmmh! Yummy...!
Jayden: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :D