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  • Imagine you are playing videogames, then you get hungry, you go to the kitchen to eat and pyramid head is there.what would you do fight him,run or use the rule"its only rape if you dont let him do it"?

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    • Hide in a closet. It worked for James.

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    • didnt thought about that lol

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    • Well, I'd grab the boombox out of my Mary Poppins coat and put some classy spanish music on. Pyramid Head will be so happy that he'll start jaming out with me and we rule over Silent HIll with our great dancing. Then one afternoon, we'll go to happy burger and he'll chop me into pieces because Happy Burger was closed. I live a great life. 

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    • ... Be an idiot and probably let him rape me. ._. LOLOLOL NO OF COURSE I WOULDN'T. INSTEAD, A SHAKESPEARIAN MOMENT WOULD ENDURE:

      THERE THE MAN WOULD BE, DISUNITING THE VENISON OF FRESH HUMANOID INTO CONGRUENT SCINTILLAS WITH HIS KNIFE OF MARVEL, PATIENTLY PREPARING HIS MEAL WITH A HOLLOW ABYSS TRENCHED WITHIN HIS HEART, FOR HE HAD NOT LOUNGED EYES UPON HIS LOVE FOR PERHAPS CENTURIES. THE SOFT RADIANCE FILTERING THROUGH THE WINDOWS, WHIMPERING WITH MELANCHOLY, SPOKE FOR THE VOICE HE WAS LACK OF. BUT THEN, THE DOOR WOULD SNEAK OPEN AND AN ENERVATED, YOUTHFUL WOMAN WOULD ENTER; TO SPITE HER EXHAUSTION, HER COUNTENANCE STILL CASTS A RESILIENT, PARAMOUNT SMILE OF VALID ROMANCE TO HIM, AND THE STUPEFIED MAN WOULD INSTANTANEOUSLY ESPY ME AS I SET DOWN MY INCOMMODIOUS BAGS. IN MY TRANCE OF NIRVANIC ARDOR I WOULD HAROLD HIS NAME, AND IN TENDER RIPOSTE HIS BLOOD-VEILED ARMS WOULD LIFT IN INEXPLICABLY FELICITY AS HE CRIES OUT IN THAT SEXY-WEXY WAY HE DOES, AND HE WOULD RELEASE THE GREAT KNIFE FROM HIS YEARNFUL GRASP AS TEARS OF HONEY SLITHERED DOWN MY ROSED CHEEKS. WE WOULD FROLICK TOWARDS THE OTHER IN A PICTURESQUE SCENE OF "CHARIOTS OF FIRE," A LYRICAL MELODY VOICING OUR HEARTS' PREDILECTIONS FOR THE OTHER'S SUGAR EMBRACE AND LIPS' CARESSES. AN ETERNITY ENSUES AS WE LOCK EYES, ALAS IN ONLY HEARTBEATS WE MEET IN A LEGENDARY EMBRACE OF INEXORABLE ROMANCE. AND MAY YE HARKEN TO THIS MIRACLE, FOR THE ALMIGHTY PYRAMID HEAD SHEDS TEARS OF SWEET FERVOR FOR THE PRIMAL TIME AS HIS WIFE HAS RETURNED HOME.

      And that, my friends, is what would happen. All unnecessary caps lock included. Insert Freddie Mercury victory meme RIGHT HERE.

      ... Oh, and Emmy, your answer was genius. And Alex, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT.

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    • Depends if it's a REAL Pyramid Head. :P I've been around plenty throughout the years of going to conventions (there is ALWAYS at least one) and I'm pretty chill around them. If it were real and trying to kill me, I'd run. Luckily he's slow as shit so he won't be hard to out run.

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    • DFA- be careful with uploading pictures, please; I noticed you've uploaded that one twice, which is unnecessary. I also find it pretty irrelevant for the wiki since it's fan art and really just a "motivational poster"-style piece, and they're really not tolerated as actual images here. It probably needs to be deleted, but that's for the admins to decide ultimately since I'm not 100% sure.

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    • Ozzkat-so i sould delete them?

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    • I'm certain the duplicate should be, but as for the original, I'd wait for Alex or another admin to decide on that since they're the pros. I saw you used the picture on your profile, so it may be fine. But I'd just wait for them to be certain. (:

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    • then you run into the butcher in the corridor and he murders you XP

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    • I'd use Debilitate on him, then follow up with Power Charge + Heat Riser + Hassou Tobi. Then I'd catch him in a Poke Ball 

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    • Ozzkat-the one in the profile was temporary and the other one was a joke.

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    • Hazard: ... But what if he breaks out of the Pokeball with the Great Knife and the apocalypse ensues? o:

      DFA: I do know that joke things aren't supposed to be uploaded into the gallery, as all that does is spam it with unnecessary content. And as for profile, be sure to only upload pictures you want to use to represent yourself or something of the like. They don't have to be you for privacy reasons, but just try not to change it to frequently or anything as that to will spam the gallery.

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    • Ozzkat-Thanks I am new and I dont know those things.I am just a guy that loves Silent Hill and wants to talk about the games and have fun.

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    • Although the Pyramid Head is my favorite monster, I would run in the opposite direction.

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    • Off-topic pics are allowed for blog, forum, personal pages and talk pages. However, that particular image had text that some rape victims could find offensive.

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    • I was kinda funny with the image myself, I found the text and the name a bit off. I've taken the courtesy of deleting the image, let's not have an image like that uploaded again eh?

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    • 'Ey, it's perfectly alright, DFA; this wiki was my first ever so I had noooo idea about how things went down when I first joined, so I myself had quite many whoopsies, ha ha. As Alessa mentioned, I did find the pic rather... distateful, really because of the whole rape thing. We don't need any members here exploding about the picture. And wise choice, Riley.

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    • @ozz You love pyramid head...a LOT do you?:) with the shakesperean moment and all....

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    • I'd get a Picture of Him..post it on my facebook wall....then run and call the Winchesters from supernatural:)

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    • OH HELL YES I DO. XD ... But I do believe the Winchesters would die. Great Knife and all... BUT "SUPERNATURAL" IS MY FAVE SHOW.<3 Buuuut on-topic, uh yeah, the Shakespearian moment would occur for me. Oh yes. At LEAST in my head. xD

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    • I agree with you,Supernatural is awesome! But if i post the pic of PH on FB, the Butcher might get pretty jealous....Hm,maybe Instagram is better..

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    • No. No. No. NO SUPERNATURAL ALLOWED ON WIKI.

      No salt allowed.

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    • I've had this happen already, but he was in my basement.  He was holding a broken  Nurse in his hands, cradling its head for some reason he did not feel like sharing... He was thoughtful enough to bring me a letter from James, Mary, and Maria, who were vacationing in the newly reconstructed Raccoon City at the time.  I inquired about the state of things in Silent Hill, but all he would say is that a pack of freaks had taken up temporary residence and that he was tired of their noise, but did not have a reason to kill them. Thus, he took up abode in my recently finished asement.  Now, I'm going to guess nobody on here has been up close to PH, other than in-game?  Which means that you probably aren't aware of the effects he has on his surroundings and anyone who is within said area and is open to him.  It is an unearthly and unholy sensation.  The skin begins to crawl immediately, a sense of utter defication and violation following rapidly. A nigh uncontrollable desire to rip off all exposed skin ensues, usually followed by him doing just that.  James once told me that he felt like the entirety of his sins were being painted across the helmet, torturimg him with every second. Needless to say, his presence itself is toxic, corrupting the world.  He is a cancerous tumor in the fabric of reality, occupying a sort of nether-space that rips asunder the world surrounding its chosen resting place.  Fortunately, I'm familiar with a similar predicament, which is my own.  In short, if PH is in my kitchen?  I'd give him a chair and a table.  One for him, and the other for the ever present corpse in his hand.

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    • I'd give him a hug. Pyramid Head deserves a friend.

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    • ... Now Link, what convention was this? xD Ha ha, kidding...

      And ha ha, Silent, according to this wiki that bad boy has so many friends... though frankly I've a feeling he'd slice us all in half for smothering him in hugs. |:

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    • Ozzkat wrote:
      ... Now Link, what convention was this? xD Ha ha, kidding...

      And ha ha, Silent, according to this wiki that bad boy has so many friends... though frankly I've a feeling he'd slice us all in half for smothering him in hugs. |:

      I'm sure I don't know what you mean, Ozz.  I've never been to any conventions.

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    • Ozzkat wrote:
      ... Now Link, what convention was this? xD Ha ha, kidding...

      And ha ha, Silent, according to this wiki that bad boy has so many friends... though frankly I've a feeling he'd slice us all in half for smothering him in hugs. |:

      True, he just might. You never know though.

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    • i'd still hug him though...for all you know when i hug him when he raises his great knife he'll drop it, cry then tell me how people misunderstood him and all... 

      oh and ozz i've seen your photo on your profile wall and you do look like Eileen galvin. Love the goth chick look though...both cute and badass if you dont mind me saying:)

      and how do you do the wiki wall profile format?

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    • Link:  Ha ha, I was just kidding. (:

      Silent & Henry:  Ha ha, true. xD And thankya, Henry. :D Pretty rare I'll actually wear make-up, though; that was just a digital photography assignment I was having too much fun with, lol. And oh! For that, all you've really gotta do is choose "Heading 2" for something, type what you wish, then go into normal text. c:

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    • Ozz: Of coooourse you were. ;p   I rather enjoyed your Shakesperean moment.  You're his long lost romance, huh?  See, the only problem with that scene would be that I'm usually not far behind him when he decides on a little home invasion, so I'd probably walk in on that...  Not quite as akward as the time i found him talking with Robbie in Eileen's apartment. That one became very disturbing very quickly when I discovered they were discussing little Joshua Shepherd...

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    • Ozz: thanks for the tip!:)i need that to fix my profile wall. I just need time though.tsk.

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    • Link:  Psssssh, in my DREAMS at least. I can always dream. xD And ah well... no shame in love. XD And oh really now? o: The King of the Hill and Robbie talking... oh I'd pay to see that, ha ha... this now makes me want to draw an adorable baby Pyramid Head hugging a Robbie doll. .-. Wtf is wrong with you, Brittany. Pardon my extremely awkward visions.

      Henry:  No prob, bud. :D Heh, I face the same ole problem with many a task... always procrastinating. One of my greatest talents, ha ha.

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    • I would point at my computer and say "Look! JamesxPyramid Head fandom!" And run past him while he starts reading. 

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    • Ozz: Nothing akward about them. I find them quite enjoyable.  :)

      Bio Shock: I think you'd have time to stop for ice cream on the way out.  He'd be there a very long while...

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    • Mr Bio Shock wrote:
      I would point at my computer and say "Look! JamesxPyramid Head fandom!" And run past him while he starts reading. 

      Too true.

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    • if there were two pyramid heads i would throw a manniquin in the middle and watch them fight for the death for it. then run at the adult scene lol.

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    • Ill shout to him that Heather/Alessa is in big danger than ill run like a wind and get out from my house as fast as I can.Or if it wont work ill copied Heather Masons face to a poster and stick it to the wall and stab the poster with knifes and razors(Im so sorry Heather, I need to live), he will see the poster(took time) than ill get some shotgun and shoot him to death from behind. (crazy surviving strategy)

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    • He wouldn't be. He isn't me.

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    • I'll go JP Slater mode on PH and jump out my window like I did in Silent Hill Downpour except it aint jumping off a cliff.Lol.

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    • either stare in amazement or run for my life sadly i think itd be the first one 

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